psychocereals:

✦ IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME FUCK YEAH! ✦

oh my god, thank you guys so much for the 1000+ followers. i promised i’d do a giveaway for the 900 mark but you’re way too fast so let me just smooch everyone of you because you’re great!

Alright! are you ready for this totally rad stuff you can win?

 1ST PLACE

• A Wacom CTE-430 (Sapphire) Tablet ( complete with all CDs that came along with purchase! I got a new tablet lately so i don’t have a use for it anymore (also gomen i like to chew on my pens but i cleaned it with alcohol ovo)
• A scalemate of your very personal choice! ( I can make a regular one in your colour choice, a fluffy scalemate like the red one or hell, if you want an eridan or a john scalemate i will make that)
• Some totally neat Artwork ( max. 2 characters of anything Homestuck related in the style of the examples, the orginal sketch will be sent to you! nsfw if you wish)
• Two custom (necklace) charms (of any symbols or things blahblah, i can connect them for shipping reasons or merge the symbols somehow)
• An Alpha/Beta Kids shirt (of your choice and size, nothing on dark or coloured background tho, this never works and looks ugly)
• A fucking sweet great surprise!

 2ND PLACE

• Also some totally sweet Artwork ( and also max. 2 characters of anything Homestuck related in the style of the examples, the orginal sketch will be sent to you as well! )
• Two custom (necklace) charms
• An Alpha/Beta Kids shirt (of your choice and size blah)
• A totally rad surprise as well!

RULES (read them i dare u)

• Please don’t reblog it more than 5 times, for your followers sake
• Likes count as long as you reblogged 
• Just no giveaway or fake blogs ok
• I will ship worldwide, and no worries about the shipping costs
• You gotta be following me yo! 
  firstly for possible updates about the giveaway, secondly because dont be a damn greedy douchebag, thirdly, my blog is nice and you will not take harm from it i promise
  and fourthly you will get some nice german sweets thrown into your package as well
• Giveaway ends on June 12th because why not
• You need to have your askbox open and answer my message within the first three days (unless you’re on hiatus and that’s stated on your blog), and you need to be willing to share your adress with me
• Just ask if you have questions
• Have fun and good luck yehaw! (°◡°♡)

michaelshiatusbeard:

scarfshipping:

yours-truly-calliope:

This is a useful resource…

i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen

two types of people

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snakewife:

tyndall-blue:

riskycuriosity:

artemisiumabsinthia:

Josephine Baker, later known as ‘Bronze Venus’, ‘Black Pearl’ and ‘Créole Goddess’ was born in America in 1906 and later moved to France to become a singer, dancer, and actress. She was the first African-American woman to star in a major motion picture, and became famous worldwide.

Though she grew up as a maid in wealthy white households she eventually became an exotic dancer in France, famously appearing in next to no clothing, and became a French citizen in 1937. 

Ernest Hemingway referred to Baker as ‘the most sensational woman anyone ever saw’ and she received approximately 1500 marriage proposals in her life time. She became a muse for Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Pablo Picasso, and Christian Dior. She had a variety of exotic pets including a cheetah named Chiquita, a chimpanzee named Ethel, a pig named Albert, a snake named Kiki, a goat, a parrot, parakeets, fish, three cats, and seven dogs. 

When WWII broke out, Baker became a volunteer spy for France, and assisted the French Resistance by smuggling messages written in invisible ink on sheet music. She made great efforts to aid those in danger of enemy attack, sent Christmas presents to French soldiers, and smuggled information she gathered in Spain back to France by pinning notes containing the information on the inside of her underwear. She was awarded the Medal of Resistance with Rosette and later named a Chevalier of the Legion of Honour. 

Baker also aided many civil rights movements by refusing to perform to segregated audiences and storming out of a club in Manhattan with actress Grace Kelly after she was refused service. She worked with the NAACP and spoke at a Washington march alongside Martin Luther King Jr. as the only official female speaker. Baker was actually asked by Martin Luther King Jr.’s widow to take his place as leader of the American Civil Rights Movement, but Baker declined on the grounds her twelve adopted children ‘were too young to lose their mother’. 

Baker died in 1975, four days after her final show, attended by such names as Mick Jagger, Shirley Bassey, and Liza Minnelli. 

Oh and she was queer and had a relationship with Frida Kahlo. All around badass.

Kahlo was quite the ladykiller.

snakewife:

tyndall-blue:

riskycuriosity:

artemisiumabsinthia:

Josephine Baker, later known as ‘Bronze Venus’, ‘Black Pearl’ and ‘Créole Goddess’ was born in America in 1906 and later moved to France to become a singer, dancer, and actress. She was the first African-American woman to star in a major motion picture, and became famous worldwide.

Though she grew up as a maid in wealthy white households she eventually became an exotic dancer in France, famously appearing in next to no clothing, and became a French citizen in 1937. 

Ernest Hemingway referred to Baker as ‘the most sensational woman anyone ever saw’ and she received approximately 1500 marriage proposals in her life time. She became a muse for Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Pablo Picasso, and Christian Dior. She had a variety of exotic pets including a cheetah named Chiquita, a chimpanzee named Ethel, a pig named Albert, a snake named Kiki, a goat, a parrot, parakeets, fish, three cats, and seven dogs. 

When WWII broke out, Baker became a volunteer spy for France, and assisted the French Resistance by smuggling messages written in invisible ink on sheet music. She made great efforts to aid those in danger of enemy attack, sent Christmas presents to French soldiers, and smuggled information she gathered in Spain back to France by pinning notes containing the information on the inside of her underwear. She was awarded the Medal of Resistance with Rosette and later named a Chevalier of the Legion of Honour. 

Baker also aided many civil rights movements by refusing to perform to segregated audiences and storming out of a club in Manhattan with actress Grace Kelly after she was refused service. She worked with the NAACP and spoke at a Washington march alongside Martin Luther King Jr. as the only official female speaker. Baker was actually asked by Martin Luther King Jr.’s widow to take his place as leader of the American Civil Rights Movement, but Baker declined on the grounds her twelve adopted children ‘were too young to lose their mother’. 

Baker died in 1975, four days after her final show, attended by such names as Mick Jagger, Shirley Bassey, and Liza Minnelli. 

Oh and she was queer and had a relationship with Frida Kahlo. All around badass.

Kahlo was quite the ladykiller.

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(Source: commanderjshepard)

I would be lead vocals, but I still need a harmony, keyboard, a good composer, and bass guitar. I have a prospect for regular guitar but if you want to do that, message/text me anyway.

My name is Johnathan, and I am a pre-op transman from Washington, so I still do feminine vocals.

I am looking for people who would be able to be totally serious about practicing and not treat it like some lame basement hobby.

I am extremely serious about being good enough to record and perform. My idea of a band is a group of people who care about each other and don’t try to upstage one another. We give credit where credit is due, and have respect for everyone we work with (even if we don’t like them).

If you are interested, message me on my email: j.dwilford@ymail.com
Or send me an ask on tumblr answering these questions:

Full Name: (If trans, preferred name is what I want, not legal name)
Age:
Position desired: (Bass guitar, Harmonic Vocals, Drums, Keyboard, Composer)
Current Location :
Could you move if asked to?:
How many years exp. in instrument?:
Why do you want to join my band?:(saying “just ‘cause” will piss me off, jsyk)
What is your preferred genre of music?: (This will NOT determine eligibility)
How often would you be able to practice?:

Okay, that’s about it! I hope some of you, if not interested, can reblog tthis! This could be the ticket to my dreams coming true, so I would love all ththe help I can get!

Yellow, hands down.

(Source: rematiration)

growlithed:

protip

if someone is drawing or whatever 

dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs

dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended

dont scribble across the page or the picture

dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”

youre an asshole

one of my closest friends once scared me when i was drawing in the cafeteria at school. I screamed, threw a chair across the cafeteria, and slapped him, screaming “DON’T YOU /EVER/ FUCKING DO THAT.” He was scared of me for months after that. Just… don’t fuck with people who draw, okay?

gamefreaksnz:

Microsoft unveils next-gen Xbox One

Microsoft has unveiled Xbox One, the latest video gaming console it believes will “transform games, TV and entertainment for the 21st century living room”.

scarvenrot:

I’ll give you what I never had.

sobshysterically whyyyyyy

mrsaradiacaptor:

aranea-discoteca:

feeling-salty:

I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels.

aww.

she was pretty in the second panel tho :I

agreed

(though i do still love the comic, lotsa artfeels)

(Source: psuedofolio)